Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(205): View more from Alabama

but i really can't criticize. i blacked out waaaaaay ahead of schedule.

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(347): View more from New York

Need sex. Gaining weight.

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(215): View more from Pennsylvania

After last night's events, I googled "how to change your life direction." I found a really helpful ehow.com article.

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(432): View more from Texas

From inside my college history class i see him waving his arms while holding a beer bong trying to get my attention

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(908): View more from New Jersey

Since when is my name a synonym for head?

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(818): View more from California

I asked for a dramatic "funeral" look for my makeup. They judged me.

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(419): View more from Ohio

I was fine until "Under Pressure" came on the radio. It's like God wanted me to shit my pants on the drive home.

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(702): View more from Nevada

I've just been thinking about sangria a lot lately, like an adult.

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(443): View more from Maryland

Got arrested last night. My cell mate just added me on Facebook.

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