You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
I'm too stoned for this. I'm Canadian.
Things I find upon waking: a gay man, a straight girl both clad in web bathing suits, a full bathtub, an empyt bottle of jamesons at the bottom and a scuba mask
I threw up so much beer last night that my puke had a nice head on it.
he's making romantic advances towards me. and he has a pet snake. 2nd part not relevant, but interesting.
So at this point...I'm sure you heard the story about Saturday night
your tears are not going to buy me drinks...
I really need to learn how to handle sexual advances from older women
I wish I had your problem
I was so stoned on the way to work, I pretended you were in the car with me. We sang "Mrs. Jackson" by outkast.
In the ER with Chelz, I may have broken her ankle during sex. Lovely.
After we had sex he told me it was a "goodbye gift". We haven't talked since.
Came home to my roommate drinking a 40 in the shower. Chugging with his hair still fully shampoo'd.
Drunk in my hotel room, eating taco bell, and crying at Nicki Minaj's life story.
This is why I keep you in my life.
And you seriously thought you could just walk in naked with a bow tied around your penis?
It seemed like a good idea at the time...
The air tonight was full of shame when we saw each other.
Well if u wouldn't have had sex on the front porch last night I think that could have been avoided.
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