I think i ate a live goldfish last night. that i caught with my hand in a kiddie pool. my stomach really hurts.
well. it's seven AM and i'm too high to hula hoop.
good luck with ur interview. Just show them your confidence and don't make that sucking snot noise. Really don't. Praying for you, love mom
funny how all you have to say is "i'm infertile" and boys are stoked on you
i ordered a pipe on amazon, and under recommended items, it gave me a top hat. it knows me better than my parents.
Also. This Ativan makes me feel fearless. I think we need an exciting new hobby for when we take it. How do you feel about ghost hunting?
YOU LET ME GO HOME WITH CREEPY RON JEREMY?!?
...and?
I hate when you're right.
I'm shoveling snow with a camel-pack full of beer in a blizzard. I love snow days as an adult!!!
One of those days. Also, your pants are now in my protective custody.
Buffalo PD walked in my bedroom this morning at 7 am. Was still blackout drunk, fully dressed, Steak Out wrapper on the floor, parking meter on the floor of the bar room. 'Both of your doors were wide open, wanted to make sure no one was robbing you.' Then I made a pass at her.
We smoked a huge blunt and then laid in bed naked eating strawberry shortcake good humor bars. We have the perfect relationship.
if my uterus stops caving in on itself long enough for me to be alive I'm there
He looks like Aladdin, and that's about all he's got going for him.
so we have roughly decided that hes the dude all the chicks will bang in college, just so he will do their term papers
its not much but to go through all that to ask for half a balls worth of money was so stressful
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