so how does one go about finding a summer fling?
take advantage of an intern
would you ever date a girl who drove an 89 Chrysler LeBaron? - for the record it's a convertable
Why does Jon Cryer have a career?
That is a good question.
What can I say...he's packing some serious heat down there. You wouldn't expect that looking at him, huh?
I guess God knew he was going to be bald...
i tried to hook up with a mom and then her husband came with num chucks
beer for lunch on the first day back to school.... too soon?
Dude, I had to masturbate just to stay warm. Please pay the gas bill?
I would compare it to a jeffrey but in smoothie form. More drugs in here than Bobby Brown's sock drawer.
And I don't know what it is about weed making me want every episode of the real housewives of everywhere
After she asked if she could try to fit her toe ring around it, i decided to leave. Thats the life i live
do you know how ratchet you have to be to get kicked out of a drag club on Halloween weekend??
Evvvvvveryone knows we hooked up in the DJ booth. People call it the BJ booth now. I've created a legacy
There's a whistle here and I just want to play my whistle song on it.
I just watched my ex butt chug a quart of eggnog. Why did I dump her again?
I'm over being sad. I'm now onto thinking about all the ways in which he is a total fuckwaste
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