Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
dude. late night with jimmy fallon isnt even funny. the people in the audience there to see him dont even think hes funny.
kinda like you and your friends.
she just made me lysol my hands in order to touch her tits.
The more I look at him the more I wonder why anyone would ever want any of his features to be a part of their childs face.
It's never good when you wake up covered with burns
there are 10 yearolds here who keep calling me on the elbow rule!
Wait are they playing beer pong to?
Literally I thought my ears were pouring out blood. That high.
Oh it's not a problem. Cleaning up the yard and disposing of 75 gallons of Jello is all I've got to look forward to today.
Made up a full house drinking game
On my way.
I snorted xanax while wearing reindeer antlers. Prancer gone wild. Have a merry Christmas.
Naked. naked and bneed help.
Hey I can officially say I made out with a drug lord.
It's like all the guys I keep around if I wanna have sex with all got mad at the same time. I guess I'll get out my vibrator again.
I woke up in nothing but my socks and my hat a cigarette in my mouth and a beer in my hand..........GREAT NEW YEARS
no no no no you can't just say your dirtiest secret is "i sat on goldfish by accident once" and just leave i have QUESTIONS
AT LEAST TELL ME IF THE GOLDFISH WAS STILL IN A BOWL??????????????
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