I dont shave on purpose to keep myself from being slutastic!! it usually works
tell your sister to shave her snatch
Why can't we have signs that automatically flash on our foreheads that say not interested when gross ugly guys come around, like those glasses that get dark when the sun comes out?
I am choosing my outfit based on how fast I can get it off. Please help.
This girl told me she was a virgin the other day. I felt like I was talking to a unicorn.
I lost count of how many people I peed on last night.
We pulled over so he could pee and the next thing I know he's running down the hill by himself with his pants down
wanna tell me why theres a glass of water stuffed with tamptons in the freezer?
My nose hurts from that stripper beating me with her tits
I'm over here willing to be the Yoda of fucking but I guess he just doesn't want to be a Jedi.
I just need some of your time and all of your body.
She woke up with her hand super glued to the fridge....how the hell am I Supposed to get her off??
You don't feed me, fuck me, or fulfill me.
you need to drop off my dinner before you go see him because i'm not gonna wait until you're finished fucking him to get my damn chinese food
It’s the universal cock block of this decade
FUCK THE COCKBLOCK 19
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