Call meee
Ok, but just to warn you, I'm as drunk as a Kennedy right now...
I want to come over to your house, give you money for liquor, fuck you, and then kick it untill I have to go home. Was that blatent enough for you?
the threesome consisted of him fingering dana while i laid next to them watching how i met your mother.
So just to get a feel for things...how prone are you to male Amish strippers...
A guy dressed like Jesus just gave me a mini keg. Prayers really do come true.
Before I roll over explain to me why you're naked and on my floor.
she's unstoppable after she starts doing shots and yelling NANNER
You'll get a boner for sure
Way ahead of you. Kinda awkward while paying rent but hey
Yeah, you went up to him and said "I stare at people until they feel obligated to talk to me."
Sometimes I feel like I should become a beautician purely for my ability to shave pretty shapes into my pubic hair.
You've been dating this guy for a month now and as your best friend I have to complain that I still don't how big his dick is.
Someone just asked me if I was chewing red hot gum.... I'm LITERALLY SWEATING OUT FIREBALL.
Do you think it's illegal to drive without your pants on?
How was it?
Incredible. Everyone in the world should be having the kind of sex I've been having.
He should write a pamphlet or something...
It's not even noon yet and I just fucked my professor's son in the psych lab..it's gonna be a great day.
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