i thought he was 22...he said he was 25..he was 19...im 26..it doesnt count if you dont know right?
Oh, don't even get me started. Harry Potter is so pure. Twilight is just teenage girl porn.
I actually told the people in the movie theatre to give me a cup and I would dip water from the toilet before I paid $4.50 for a bottle of water.
youre talking to a girl on facebook chat right now and im sitting behind her in class lol. creepy?
No. I was horrified and confused as to why you thought scrambled eggs and cottage cheese was a good mix
i just deleted quailman, hot hawaiian dude, appalachian swimmer, and connecticut from my phone
This whole foot fetish thing is getting out of control. He would rather hold my feet than me after we fuck.
just saw a midget ride a motorized cooler into the liquor store. i'm gonna follow him home.
I owe her a pancake or a second hand orgasm
The look I see on guys faces when they realize my nipples are pierced remind me of when my mom used to come home from the grocery store and surprise me with poptarts.
Please tell me you're throwing the cats into this foot of snow.
Bring a bathing suit for the glitter slip n slide
Today is National Blunt Day in the Great State of Me. Come ovah
I licked your asshole in confidence.
"I mean like shit happens" should never be an excuse for anything
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