You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
There's a girl n class drinking wine out of a taco bell cup. I can smell it.. it's totally reisling. JEALOUS.
I think I just made patron unclassy I bought limes at a gas station and for salt we are using gas station packets of salt
she insisted i was the anonymous guy on formspring that kept asking to bang her
Clearly I went along with it
It was the gentlest way I could hit on a girl who just got hit by a car
apparently i was just sitting there with my shirt down holding my boobs saying "its ok. its all gonna be ok"
No no no. When you take one for the team, there are no stipulations or conditions
Just Everbombed a Guiness to make up for cutting out early last night. Also the Mars probe. Happy birthday motherfucker!
three guys with a tattoo of the Walmart rollback smiley holding up a middle finger on their ass=free drinks in every bar
The Easter dress struggle is real
Yep. Just had to pull mine off to puke.
Im part way to drunk.
I'm by myself. some Midwest chick is hitting on me because I gave her a deviled egg. I need the distraction.
I was gonna make a strong case for you to be my midnight kiss, but poptarts sound good too
So, I found your eyebrow, someone glued it in between my eyebrows so I looked like I had a unibrow when I went to work...
is it weird that i just witnessed the marriage of someone ive had sex with on multiple occasions?
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