ive never been so in love with another man before, in a totally none sexual way... no homo
My bottle opener just broke off in the cork
They don't teach how to cope w these situations in boy scouts
I have no morals, kinda like you have no standards
None
I think I know how big ted kennedy's penis is.
OMG A WOMANS PROSTETIC ARM JUST FELL OFF AT BAGGAGE CLAIM
i don't think i ever formally apologized for that time i threw up on your dog.... well...here it is...
THERE IS THE SEXIEST BEARDED MAN HERE. I CAME EVERYWHERE.
We haven't even moved into the apartment yet and she has already screwed two of our neighbors. This is going to be the longest 12 month lease of my life.
If I have to give a UPS guy a lap dance, you owe me a drink.
Basically all I do anymore is get stoned with my cats, and then we share goldfish.
Which president had the biggest dick?
Take your time, I'll wait
And today, on Faces I'd Like to Sit On .... The starting line up of the German National Football team
Sorry. We had to leave because I knocked a guy out for saying "yolo".
Bra is off & I'm snuggled in a pizza. Adulting is good.
Just got back to the apartment. Why os there now 14 identical toothbrushes in the bathroom and only the two of us live here?
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