do u usually make out with people before telling them your name???
For what it's worth, your chances of anal go up the more she loves you. There's always a silver lining.
thanks for waiting 12 hours to ask if I was in a ditch or not
We're watching a video in class about cheese. The scoring for it sounds like that of a Lifetime movie. My mind is creative. I've continued my own story in my head of a wheel of cheese that was raped and murdered. It's so sad. I hope they get the guy. Btw, the video is about marketing.
When are you not under some influence?
Since last Tuesday...yesterday.
I asked if he wanted to come over and he said he was busy. Then I sent him a pic of me in the bath with the bottle of wine I already finished and all of a sudden he was free. Booty calls are too easy.
I gave him 3 xanax and recorded the ball drop. He's gonna think tonight is New Years.
Im pretty sure at one point a very high you yelled, with actual tears in your eyes, "im not wrestling with you anymore, you dont respect my safe word!!"
Called my ex last night, told her I wanted to bang like we use too, her fiance was in the car, I was on speaker phone. NO MORE TEQUILA!
Did she say Ok?
You lost me at unexpected butt stuff. Everything else I would probably do.
Fuck him and his perfect arms, huge penis and relentless ability to ignore me.
Is it too much to ask for 10 minutes of privacy while I masturbate?
Still riding the magical train of drugs so, yeah, Id say I feel great
Can you come over?
Sex??
Sure but there’s also a squirrel in my garage I need you to take care of.
I cant promise hot guys but i can promise alcohol which is close enough.
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