yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
Best look from Detroit today: running across the street with your buttcheeks on display carrying a 40 oz. Or maybe being crazy-pregnant and screaming and slamming a pay phone. Toss up.
I just caught myself dancing like an old lady in the shower. Have I reached the age where booty dancing stops and swaying of the upper body begins?
the jail released me with 39 mardi gras beads. I need details.
You tired to make Beefaroni in the Mr. Coffee machine.
not to mention it took an hour of antique roadshow to calm my dick down
i was mezmorized. she was the most beautiful girl that looked like a boy i ever seen
I have so much boob sweat I could bathe a baby
I woke up in an empty bathtub with the wrong brother
Gina was bawling her eyes out and then she ran into the street and peed. she kept screaming "LOOK WHAT YOUVE DONE TO ME"
So fucking hammered. Is this all spelled right? I'm holding it up to my eye. I am on a boulder. I feel like an owl
Pretty sure my idea of standards went out the window when I hooked up with a guy who had a rooster tattoo with an arrow pointing down to his no no bits. Think about it.
I think it's safe to assume that dad heard you lose your lesbian virginity last night
It was a good dick. I give credit where credit is due. A good dick deserves praise.
I'm sittin in my Hawaiian shorts watching the office eating cold asparagus. wow do I suck when you're not here.
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