Did you fuck her?
If by "fuck her" you mean "threw up on her shoes," then yes, I achieved that.
At this point, I would light birthday candles in my vagina for free drinks
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
You called me twice to tell me that you spit in your own eye, when I was right next to you.
Look, all I'm sayin is $2 boilermakers and an expense account are probably a bad mix…
She's licking the seat belt now. Feeling a little uncomfortable
i just feel like it would be irresponsible for you to not have sex with me again.
My vagina agrees.
She gave 2 thumbs up when Nirvana came on the radio while blowing me in the bathroom
Monday is now my bitch. I just did 20 naked push ups on the bar for $20
Yeah..I guess you know your hair looks like shit when TSA asks to inspect it
I said that I'm avoiding parties and guys, and the freshman girl just laughed
I couldn't find the oven mitts so I used a thick stack of tortillas
Man, that hitchhiker cursed me.
She was blacked out on the couch MASTURBATING and whispering to her boyfriend...who wasn't there. I yelled her name and she didn't even pause.
whose shirt was i wearing?
his little sister's
what was she wearing
a feather boa and 6 inch heels
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