Your lack of dick hurts my anus. I hate your loverboy tactics.
dude i'm inner monologue high
and those juicy C cups turned out to be oddly-shaped A's when her padded bra came off.
I wish they made sweatshirts for legs
you mean pants?
i just uploaded pictures of my nephew, and you & d puking in the same toilet. i think i should keep them in the same album. show my nephew what he has to look forward to.
literally have a bruise on my forehead from being over the toilet all night.
i noticed he has a cardboard window on his car and he told me he locked his keys in his car and had to break in...this only makes him more appealing
The secrurity code on my debit card is 420, can not lose this card.
This is the 4th time we've hooked up, and this morning we woke up, he got out of bed and left. Left me alone in his apartment with 3 of his friends. Without even a word. Why do i like this guy?
he's my ex-boyfriend's best friend... he tried to make out with me to prevent me from hitting his friend. then they almost fought about it.
teach me your ways.
Learned my lesson. Pink pantydroppers out of a beer bong=deceiving
You also proposed and then tried to jack me off
Im just confused who has their mom break up with someone
I need a life alert for his random dick pics. My heart can't handle that.
My lash glue is stronger than my sense of self respect
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