We basically counted to 3 and then dumped each other.
Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
so I called to to smoke and you didn't pick up so I smoked and now I'm a race car
So, do you know where my left shoe is? I mean, we were at a few places last night, and I called them. No luck for me.
I was walking around outside with a basket of eggs. I feel like little house on the prairie: hungover edition.
Yesterday was just the icing on the rejection cake that was my week
I wore granny panties last night to ensure I didn't sleep with him. He said they made me seem more mature. I need a new plan
I have to deal with three things I do not like this weekend. Pooping in toilets that are not mine. Air mattresses. Not beating off in the shower.
Ohmygod. I don't know if I can explain how great it'll be. I hope you don't mind Subaru sex
I drew a giraffe.. But she did say that bumped that test up from a 39 to a 40. It's the little things.
I'm hungover during 4th grade graduation practice. I AM THEIR FUTURE.
When I went to pick up Adam from the train station, I found him passed out, covered in gold paint and wrapped in a red blanket. someone had glued a gaudy green rhinestone to his forehead. He looked homeless.
In case you're wondering... Yes walmart will judge you for buying vodka and pickles at 645am.
can you bring the lube to algebra tomorrow
I don’t know what language he speaks but I know my boobs will translate just fine
I’m looking forward to few days of international relations
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