Do you think when graham bell invented the phone he ever thought that people would be using them to facebook on the shitter?
Covered in glitter and dick. 2010 feels a lot like 2009.
How long is the appropriate time period between a pregnancy scare and breaking up with my girlfriend?
they have pregnancy tests at the dollar store
I feel like that is one of those things that you should not cheap out on.
Call me pathetic, but saying "tits for ireland" is working out really well on chatroulette today.
Technically this isn't a church so we could have been drinking this whole time.
dude, there's a fucking musical in my head. it's fucking awesome being this high.
No, the sea-green pills were klonopin, the bright blue ones are adderall. you're probably going to have to adjust your plans for the day.
I wish we couldve been like jesus and the desiples tongith
Is "I want you to destroy my insides" too forward?
You threw up a gallon of vomit. I really have never seen anything like it in my decade of partying.
According to timehop today marks the 3rd anniversary of my 1st blackout
My ass is in a myriad of pain right now
Lesson learned - Taco Bell before a long night of BDSM is a BAD idea
Yeah but the jokes on her right? We just got a new couch and hers still has a cum stain on it from like six months ago
I can tell that I'm high when listening to celine dion becomes such a life changing experience
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