turns out gay frats are just like normal frats, only with more v-necks
where are you?
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Good. I hungoveredly cleaned your room. This is what being married is going to be like. I pick the condoms up off the floor and you bring home the hot dogs.
My brain is officially off for summer until late august. If that guy wants to fuck me, he better do it soon.
Just got my cast off. My occupational therapist wants me to self-gratify. My clit is about to have an awesome weekend...
i woke up with my wallet keys and phone missing and a treasure map to find them stapled to my shirt.
haha i know
The fire breather is here so I may get my second wind.
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
I most definitely just found a video on my phone that I accidentally took... You can't see anything and all you can hear is me talking about how good your water was... And then I fed it to you... And used the word "eloquent" to describe it.
Maybe it's because I walked straight up to that shelf of vodka with a look of determination that said "I mean business".
I usually have to have a cart! If that doesn't say "I mean business" then I don't know what does
It's 4 am here and I just vomited myself awake....Not rising OR shining any time soon
His cat watched us the ENTIRE time. Every time I glanced over the poor kitty looked at me as if I were pelvic thrusting her father to death.
His crazy is a thing to be cherished
the puppy had a little leather gag and was using a ball gag as a fetch toy
His idea of a night out is drinking beer in the driveway. He's been on house arrest too long
I hate her so much I want to fuck her boyfriend.
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