I'm already going to be stripping so like pretty much you would just be watching me. Also we're watching twilight. again.
if you google earth my address you can see me getting out of my car. finally my moment of being famous
i wrote down the address for planned parenthood on the back of the receipt for the condom that broke
He's trying to row the canoe up my front yard like he is Lewis and Clark.
Everything was good until you pulled the bartenders hair because she cut you off
Chelsea passed out in the kiddie pool. Just added around 28 boxes of jello powder. Will let you know how it works out
Got head last night. Had the 3D glasses on the whole time.
I'm tellin ya, let the nipple get some air, they'll hire u on the spot, lawyers love a little nip
in that moment our bushes were one. and in that moment we were pure.
She showed up ready for sex all night.. with waters and a meat and cheese tray
I have commenced my lesbian college experimentation. Wish me luck
I'm out of milk so I'm dunking my Oreos in Bailey's; this is my life now.
Just ate Panda Express. Fortune cookie had no fortune in it. I actually prefer this. Less broken dream potential.
I didn't know I was invited to an orgy.
Hey! How are you feeling? Still preferring soup over sex?
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