He's telling me stories about how he made out with a 14 yr old when he was 22. I'm going home.
All I remember is yelling at him to admit he liked Bon Jovi, then accusing him of giving love a bad name.
we put on a show in the hot tub for our boyfriends, then climbed out and both got down on our hands and knees and puked at the same time--still naked.
She asked the class if starwars was based on a true story...
i think my mom would be mad if i was pregnant. last time i was she grounded me for a week.
the orgasm was like being thrown to the other end of reality, so getting a nosebleed from it wasnt too upsetting at that point
i just ran into my boss at the liquor store. we didnt exchange words, just nodded in mutual understanding.
We did nothing beneficial to ourselves, or our country last night.
can you come back were all locked out and alyssia's still inside passed out on the floor but more importantly i left a beer in there that's not finished
This whole situation could've been avoided if you would've just let me open the beer
He walked away from the girl that just blew him to hook up with another girl, and when she got pissed he just turned around and screamed, "SHE IS LIKE 10X HOTTER THAN YOU!" Then she went on an angry dick sucking rampage. There were 4 victims.
There are two guys's cum on my sheets. Be a man and be the third.
Will you be super villain lesbian lovers with me for halloween?
My cat just tried to lay on my stomach while I was masturbating. And I let her because I am so starved for affection.
She thinks I cheated on her 10 years ago in a past life lmao
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