I ahte it when I peed a little on my shews. I got a litll bit on the automen in your room too.:/
Tracy!! I don't have an ottoman in my room.
Ohhh....do you have a dog shaped liek un automan?
Just invented new drinking game watching Hocus Pocus... everytime they say "virgin" wetake a shot and yell out "to j****"
I just watched a woman break three wood planks with her boobs. I don't know how I feel about that
I may be a little fuzzy on this, but I think at some point I said something about being a generous lover.
Maybe it's cuz you slapped him with a pancake last night
Thanks i'm proud of you and I'm proud of beer and vodka for making me drunk
All I can remember is posting my chicken burger in the post box. Postman is in for a treat.
It's like a booty call, except its for tacos...and you're my brother.
So did you grab that log full of poison ivy for the fire and then apparently take a piss on Saturday night too or was that just me?
will we ever learn or are we destined for a life of poison ivy covered balls?
there is a hole burned clean through my text book on forestry law and I saw you walking around with a blowtorch last night. Hope you have $160 on ya...
Mimosa dick, like his cousin Whiskey dick, is just as ineffective but a lot more fun to be around
No one's ever called me intergalactic cocksucker, before.
What does it say about me that I feel completely charmed right now?
One public bathroom does not equal a wedding vow
If you could get me there thatd be perfect. I doubt there's extradition on the moon.
I continue to impress myself. Also I'm probably pregnant
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