I want to snug with you.
You want my snuggie?
I've decided to bang my pen-pal.
just threw all of the fireworks into the bonfire. thats why there are firetrucks.
...and the foreplay consisted of me threatening to cut off his hand if he didn't remove it from my back.
We name dropped you at the liquor store and got a ten percent discount!
Less talking, more tequila
after last halloween when i met that 26yr old guy from russia who was hot until we madeout and he became obsessed with touching my forehead after the ecstasy he did and then tried to sell me pills from an m&m mini container, i think im staying away from parties downtown
Letting two friends screw at my place in exchange for weed. This is my life.
I still have your make up all over the inside of my thighs from the face sitting. Free tonight?
There is a BIG difference between doing coke and getting peed on and getting peed on FOR coke
There is a midget driving a powered tricycle around town. I am not drunk, stoned, or lying.
so in other words, they broke and fell off and I ate a gummy life saver off of his balls
The cat ate a weed mint. This is not a drill
Once you find out someone has a small dick, you never look at them the same again.
You fell asleep while I was sucking your dick
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