tell her no need for introductions. and that you've read about her on the back of toilet doors.
So on facebook, the pictures from my church mission trip are right up next to the pictures of my first time on E. Sorry Jesus.
We just took the batteries out of the fire alarm to play the breathalyzer game. I love college.
good thing vaginas are great cup holders
Just found a shot glass and plan b in my backpack...
Im guessing the shot glass is for plan c?
is it just my freshly shaved vagina or is the guy at the end of the table pretty cute??
Ya he's alive. Apparently he's been drinking Naty and listening to Unbreak My Heart on repeat all day.
He left an apology note saying he had to work and that there was coffee, OJ and food on the table with two Excedrin. I left his spare key with the door guard and she said "too bad I don't go for skinny white boys or I'd jump you both!" Best one night stand ever.
It's pretty fantastic. I just wanna know how your bra ended up in the aquarium the other night.
I WANT TO. I JUST IMAGINE HIS BEAUTIFUL BLONDE HEAD INBETWEEN MY LEGS AND I BREAK DOWN AND START CRYING.
Is the Chairman of the College Republicans throwing upon your toilet right now? 'Murica!
Started the 4th with a foursome. I don't know if it gets more festive than that. #MERICA
yes, i'm a douce. but i'm a high quality douche.
I taught three men with PhDs how to make a gravity bong last night. I love academia.
You chugged Absolut from a beer bong. Why WOULDN'T you be a champion?
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