Yes give me all the cream and he's gone
I think my guts just had a chinese fire drill
its like my vagina has this homing beacon out to all the guys saying "come find me, i havent been shaved in weeks"
went to library to start paper due tomorrow & took those orange addys u gave. now realizing they were ur xanax. completely fucked and going to fail, but calmly at peace with the situation.
i hooked up with a boy reading dear john, i have to get points for that somewhere
no he gets major points for having a girl hookup with him after reading dear john
Talk me down man. Writing a paper drunk and about to buy Celine Dion's greatest hits.
You screamed at all of us and then showed us your sack. You're like the boyfriend of my dreams.
its official. the only way for my hair to look good is to blow somebody
I'll wind up on his doorstep with a confused "oh you live here" expression, a feigned ankle injury and a seemingly fortunately placed bottle of tequila. I don't care what it takes: HIS MOUTH WILL BE ON MOUTH.
Lots of alcohol last night skiing this morning = me throwing up off chairlift
Beer coozy in the gym. Don't judge me.
I just watched a guy smoke weed through a French Horn. He is my hero
It's gonna be ok. As we grow older we sometimes lose sight of what's important to us. Like safe sex. And standards.
He smoked and I was tired so left before we did anything. I literally left him high and dry.
He literally asked permission to hit on me
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