btw, but what hole was i in last night? wanna know if i have to worry
Are you kidding me. My sex life has diminshed to having wet dreams about jerking off.
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
She said she didn't think she should have to shave either. Guess no shave November just became no sex November.
Some dude at the gas station right now is buying a 30 rack of beast and a can of cat food. Happy Thanksgiving.
grilled cheese. we just shotgunned grilled cheese.
I had to have the lights off to hide my face. I was laughing so hard I almost peed in her mouth
Who would win... a chainsaw pooping pterodactyl or a bear with machine guns for feet. big debate about this right now
Scratch that. Good bye liver, good bye clothes, good bye dignity. Hello awesome weekend
Touche. Dude, I fastened garters. Drunk. I deserve a medal from a drag queen.
you're good to come back. The bouncer pulled me aside and told me. He also said you have nothing to worry about and that you have an awesome "upper punch" or some shit
His penis looked like how I would imagine Satan's pinky finger.
He licked my mouth. I felt like I was making out with my dog.
It's a mix of hot dirty sex and week old bong water
i feel like a cleansing fire is the only way to purify the house
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