Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
the whole time he was cumming, he did the joey lawrence WHOA. over and over. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA.
I'm going to take the bottles back.. And maybe get an x-ray
when your english prof writes "this was a real good paper" on your essay, you know you're at the wrong college
I wiped a tear off her cheek with my boner. It cheered her up
one of the service guys here said i licked ranch off your face lastnight
As one final fuck you to the courthouse i'm paying the rest of this ticket with sacajawea coins.
We're making herpes jokes very loudly and hoping she notices.
Every shot buddy I have I end up blowing. I don't know whether this pattern is good or bad.
My inner pteradactyl is also confused.
I just realized that every possible way I walk to campus I walk by the house of someone I slept with
Well my summer has already been productive. I partially caused a divorce.
I shouldn't have that kind of responsibility when the prospect of being high is readily available. All I could do was hula hoop and smoke cigarettes last night. My remembrance of anything important was out the window.
He asked me what I wanted for Christmas. I told him an orgasm would be nice.
welp, we watched the human centipede high last night and my mind literally shut down, when i came to all i could hear was mel saying EAT EAT HIS SHIT
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