Granted, we were all high and wasted, but the fact that she thought we couldn't see her making out with the charles in charge lookalike bc she was holding up a pillow in front of them is a little ridiculous
Did he look more like 80s Charles in Charge or the old one that had that VH1 show? It makes a difference.
I may or may not have eaten the rest of your birthday cake last night after getting blazed and watching harry potter.
i think you have the wrong number
so then it wasn't your birthday cake. k, cool.
I can't belive they dont sell booze Sunday mornings. I mean some of us have to work
Leave Me Alone
At least least me cry on your voice mail
Apparently she came home completely covered in mud, pretending to be a bird...and she still had more sex than any of us this weekend.
Seriously what kind of college town is this? Nobody parties during the week or abuses perscription drugs
Def something wrong w taking plan b with your daughters juice box
It looks like I promised him my virginity, in spanish. What the hell did you give me?
Being with her was like shitty sexual fear factor big ass sausage nipples over sized outty belly button i was scared and drunk tell know one
I got inside last night via doggy door
Probably yeah. I mean maybe one day we can be those friends that hang out naked. Not awkard at all.
You faceplanted on the railroad tracks and when I tried to tell you to get up, you told me you were "taking a quick breather"
we can no longer cook chicken in the house. his name is herbert, we are keeping him and can not eat his people in front of him.
Wine through a straw in a subway cup.....classy
I have to stay away from bourbon. Despite what it keeps telling me, it is NOT my friend.
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