I have my period so I felt bad and blew him with cash cab in the background. I wanted to yell out the answers but my mouth was full.
I feel like Tiger Woods should send Jesse James a gift basket or something...
No its cool I don't even have to do anything he is rapping to one of the strippers. He is punishing himself enough.
hes the hot one from work who thought i was dead after my party
Well you just missed the ten chi o pledges singing la bamba at our doorstep.
These days, you and me are swimming in dicks.
Marco
Polo
I ripped the door frame off last night too. Just remembered.
He looked like he was trying to woo a lady version of himself by playing goblin music on his guitar.
I'm considering offering a class on how to find good porn.
I wound up gambling on giant connect four with the bartender. I think he saw my boobs.
AND I JUST BURNT MY BACON. WTF MONDAY. SCREW YOU TOO
All I remember is allowing my uber driver to pull over on the side of the road to give me a massage. I was alone
You're a FUCKING ASSHOLE. Love mom
I have post one night stand depression
I fought off a bull with my bare hands while he went off to have sex with her against a wall. I’m more upset about the fact that no one is acknowledging what I did.
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