How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
There was so much of it... it was like he poured a bowl of pudding on my face. It's not bad for your hair is it?
I'm so ready for finals. She finally agreed to skypesex me from spain so now i'm up until 4am studying every morning waiting for her to get online
I want a vodka facial right about now. I'm talking about straight vodka bukkake
This girl brought half a watermelon to class. I want to be on her level.
the only thing keeping me going right now is the knowledge that in 2 hours i'll be drunk at the circus.
i get of class at 4. it takes me 17 minutes to walk home and 3 to load a bowl. thank you, priority registration.
The fool I made of myself at the Ugly Christmas Sweater party last night was surpassed this morning when I walk of shamed 6 miles at 7am with one mysterious wet leg and no pants on. I think my mom saw me and waved.
Also. I plan to spend time with you at boomers, high, teaching ourselves how to pee standing up.
Well be careful man. Be careful. Wear shoes in the house. Safety. Safety first, then teamwork.
I just walked by a dude at the gym covering himself in olive oil.
The day will come again young grasshopper. For now you must complete your training of patience and tongue biting
I'm laying backwards. On the stairs. Eating carrots. And drinking from a captain Morgan bottle.
When I found out he was circumcised I called his mother and thanked her
We hotboxed his bathroom. going to be a good night
Hotbox went wrong - smoke sets off fire alarm. Firefighters coming
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