Yo I'm just eating dinner now. U ready to go out?
Ya ya. Where you eating?
Cereal and beer. U kno u want in.
I am too pretty for them to be this angry at me.
We convinced him to snort an altoid. We should not be allowed to drink together
Lost another pound. Switching from beer to hard liquor did this body good.
nah i think i'm gonna take my landlord's kids trick-or-treating instead. apparently the houses around here hand out wine to the adults and candy to the kids.
would it be mean if I put better with the lights off on my sex playlist just for my hook up with him?
Any man who has a face like that and a bike, deserves a vagina like yours permanently.
Shit. I'm running the whole hotel right now. The front desk girl had to run home because she left her vibrator on the counter and her brother, mom, and grandmother surprised her and are showing up to her place before she gets off work. This will end badly no matter what.
I crawled out his bedroom window, forgetting he lives in a split level and there is a 10 foot drop back there. I had to text him to come help me I twisted my ankle.
He told me how it ended, then I blew him.
So he ruined the best cinematic experience of your life and you REWARDED him??
I'm wearing fairy wings and I broke my wizard staff. If this isn't the most happy but sad moment of my life , I don't know what is.
For the sake of being nice I congratulated her and she replied with something along the lines of that I need to stay away from him and not touch him ever. I really wanted to be like "been there, done that" but my New Years resolution was to not start any cat fight over boys with small dicks before noon
Charles Manson is Getting Married and I stare down at my tits and wonder how I am possibly single.
I made him fuck me while wearing a Thor helmat from Walmart. Geek sex is the best sex
The highlight of my week is I found some hetero porn I didn't completely hate. Branching out.
Randomize
