Just gave my little brother the collection of clothes that boys have left in my room since I've been in college for his birthday.
Don't tell me wow. Tell me this is normal for college and in no way am I a whore.
I'm legit concerned I might pass out this weekend from having too much sex.
I fell asleep with my vibrator still in me. I am the Queen of Sad Masturbation.
I have no idea. I think this is what happens when people take drugs in the middle of the day
This conversation has now reached a level of awkward that even a passerby streaking hobo couldn't break.
If you hear a sad honk in the wind it is me.
Get up, biotch, before I come traipsing in there to rip apart whatever god-forsaken spoon you have going on between the two of you and your dog.
How can other people our age be acting like adults when I'm still taking my birth control pill with left over gin and tonic from the night before?
Dad danced with a girl half his age and her boyfriend just sat at the bar and waited for dad to be done. I bought pity nachos.
What the matter? A girl can't play some Super Mario without being accused of being high?
Went home with a dude from UF last night. Just dripped chicken onto my phone and then licked it off. Going to pick up a bridesmaid dress. Mid 20s in a nutshell.
There is a cooked ham in the washing machine.
eveytime i go to his house my cute clothes always get taken off what's the point of even wearing them there?
For the love of all that is holy just take the tranquilizers Erica
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