I bet he comes in French.
We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
Hold on, I'm google imaging "vagina close ups" to see if mine match up
Yea went to the bars and he called me 2 hours later with random people saying he is at a place that i don't think exists
my mom just asked me, concerned, if I swallowed.
im sleeping in a hamic at a mansion. best hangover ever
Level of drunkenness: just now when I sat down on the toilet, I had to double check to make sure I wasn't sitting on somebody's lap.
And then the lady sheeps would bring me the finest grass to eat cuz im the sheep king and id have sexy smooth sheep fur
That white girl was surprised to see orange pubes around my black cock. Happy Halloween!
Then you jumped in the pool because your were convinced the scratches on your neck from the cat were gills and you could breathe underwater.
What do you mean you don't want me to steal the manikin do you have any idea how expensive inflatable dolls are I can't get that for your birthday
Ims textiofg thsi woht my noes bcuz my hansd aer stli handcuffde to teh bedfrme. Help me
Your phone just changed "liver" to "liquor" how dose that make you feel
Did April legit get married in a parking lot?
My New Year's resolution consists of less weekday hangovers, more sex, and more money.
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