I would kick you in the vagina but I'm afraid I would lose my shoe.
I just showed my boobs to our astate representative hahahahahahha
well after this past weeked you can expect to see me on maury playing a little game called "who's the father"
Remind me to tell you the "if you give a mouse a special brownie" story when you get back
High enough to fry lime slices.....tasted like shit, by the way
oh yea it is. i was not expecting to look at a snowbank and just see flying mushrooms
I'm just concerned it's gonna end up in my vagina again
I'm trying to have a "pick me up from my house so I can get completely annihilated night" any takers? Cmon people this is what friends are for
I remember it because it was right after the sadness and right before the sluttiness. The calm before the storm if you will
I'm thinking about slathering myself with peanut butter and going to the dog park. What's the worst that could happen?
It was all going fine until I had to chug that strawberita bud light. That really ended badly.
Wow it must be so difficult to be as popular as you are and smoke as much weed as you do
Cleaning naked can be dangerous. Vacuum cord got stuck on my belly button ring...
Yeah, I'm just gonna try to repress that and remember him for his big dick and perfect jawline.
HIS DICK ISNT BIG ENOUGH FOR HIM TO BE THAT PROUD OKAY
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