My mom says you aren't allowed to eat doritos at my house
How do you feel about the band name "O'labia Newton John"??
if i died would you start the facebook group?
The only coherent words in the 6 texts i recieved were don't, cute, fucking, beer, and lions
I feel like I'm in a bed a bagels and mistakes.
I am a terrible person. This is almost as bad as when I was going to see my ex while my boyfriend was at that funeral.
Now he's trying to use the tornado warnings as an excuse to get head. Yeah, b/c THAT'S the last taste I want in my mouth b4 I die...
That kid who fell through your coffee table is here. In a toga.
My new dealer is 16. I have been getting high longer than he has been alive.
I don't see the problem
I went over to help her build a porch, but we decided that was too much work, so we just got high and watched Scooby Doo
Im just confused who has their mom break up with someone
How high were you when you left that message, cause you made honest-to-God, credible seal noises.
It's going to be like a slumber party but with ketamine
Ahha guy saw me buying beer, went "hmmmmm" and nodded his head approvingly. No words exchanged, but he has made his way to my heart haha
its been well over a year and hes still saying sex with me was epic
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