If I see one more duchette wearing Ed Hardy, but not actually having a real tattoo. I swear Im gonna shank a bitch.
sometimes you have to go after what you want
true. and i really want to cum
His band may suck, but it's not like I'm sleeping with all of them.
Broke up w/ my married coworker...work is gonna get weird.
I hope to God 2011 is the year I stop loving tequila.
Housekeeping just called to see if we were okay bc they came in the room earlier and we didn't move.
I am never taking advice from you again. The high heels in the shower were a bad idea. I orgasmed and almost drowned.
he made his penis look like a sprinkler when he was coming. it was pretty cool actually.
There's a creepy homeless guy with no hand trying to get up on our tacobell order
Biggg time. I found 2 empty packages of extenze in my car this am.... not sure what that was all about
We were basically fucking on the dance floor. People kept buying us drinks. It really only encouraged us.
i keep replaying things i did last night. and remembering new things. and its a constant cycle of torture
What do you want. Tryin to service my husband like the good wife that I am. It is bj Tuesday
Ummm so he didn't think I was serious about breaking up... Most awkward conversation ever
The work outs are working. Someone just said my body type was “Tits On A Stick”.
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