I think i just called up my ex and talked to her for 20 minutes about frogs and how happy i am to be wearing shorts
Kind of a slow process. Played 9 holes with her yesterday. Wish one of them was hers
if it were possible I'd exchange my vagina for a diff one on the black market.
I wana party with Kermit the frog, no wait. Fozzy the bear. He's probably a silly bitch when he's drunk.
No, seriously, 1.5 gallons of sangria plus two days of untapped cock. Waiting here. For you.
Dont have access to internet. masturbating to shake weight commercial.
New justification for blow: drug week; 'how it's made'
After last night I think its official. Deep down, we like alcohol more than we like women.
Amazon.com "suggested" I buy both nipple clamps and opera gloves.
That tingly feeling you're experiencing in your lady parts is my mustache. All the ladies of America are waking up feeling the same thing. You're welcome.
I know. It was just so disappointing. I almost made it. And now the "when's the last time you peed your pants" clock has restarted. Lol
Uhmm, it's called hentai.
I DON'T CARE WHAT IT'S CALLED I DON'T WANT TO SEE IT ON MY WORK COMPUTER
I finally figured out how to tighten my bra straps and I feel like a god
I was totally going to fuck him and then his friend walked in brushing his teeth, whipped down his pants and started doing the windmill. Ultimate cock block
If you were to to ask if I just hid 4 shooters or Jameson it my bra and panties the anwer would be yes, yes I did
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