get home. someone threw up in the fishtank last night.
it's like doing a sit-up... but, you're inside someone
Using 'equal to a modern day cock block" in term paper, inappropriate
he was holding the bottle like a running back yelling for security and the national guard as he was being tackled
Can we have a celebratory fuck now that the lockout is over?
You're the best girlfriend ever.
The money is just too good to quit doing it. I'm using the same justification strippers use.
I might have been fine if i had magic teleportation powers and could have skipped the car ride between bar and home
my mom tried to talk to me about my drinking, i somehow turned it around on her, now shes going to AA and I'm going to the bar.
Is that a question you really want to ask or do you just want to tell you that I can't walk without feeling like my legs are collapsing underneath me
I also just stashed a half dozen bobby pins in my bra.... So when you take it off later, consider yourself warned
You got this. You survived the RA last semester (granted you almost got arrested but still.)
ok but bondage is pretty much my easy mode
I'm in the liquor store and fucking "Wannabe" by the Spice Girls is playing. IM ALREADY ASHAMED OF MY REASON FOR BEING HERE, GIVE ME A BREAK.
My life is pants optional.
I know right, I would blow him just for the satisfaction he would taste like vodka
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