when a 14 year old is judging you, you know you've had too much to drink
Come 10 years my vagina won't look like this. I must cherish it
I found a picture of my kindergarten class. Now you can see whose peer pressure I succumbed to.
We are not buying weed off a guy from the internet.
I was really stoned haha. I had sex with her while I cooked scrambled eggs.
She tried to kill herself by taking a whole packet of panadol. I mean HELLO THAT'S ME EVERY SUNDAY MORNING.
got high to the hills theme song. FEEL THE RAIN ON YOUR SKIN. no regrets.
He probably tastes like german chocolate and coffee beans
Seriously though, my ovaries are trying to crawl out of my body and into his pants.
who has a one night stand on Christmas ? But he's pretty attractive so thumbs up
Found out my grandpa had two wives and found out I'm eligible for some internships 11/10 would do acid again.
you don't go into accounting for the pussy....
WHY IS SHE PANDERING YOU, A SIMPLE GOBLIN, TINY WEENER PICTURES OVER STATE LINES
Also either i just launched into space as a rocket or my legs just orgasmed, but i am high as a soul train
Just realized that my booty calls are vastly ranging in penis sizes.
its not much but to go through all that to ask for half a balls worth of money was so stressful
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