I feel like i just miscarried Jesus's baby...
Anal astronaut?
Wow word travels fast.
At lowes after workin outside. Kid behind me says "mommy that man smells like a taco" yes she was talking about me.
dude sorry but u no that when a guys 'likes' ur pic on facebook it only means he was just jacking off to it.
That's ok. I found a crab leg in my bed and have no pants on.
Haha he acted like he's never seen a tampon catapolt across the hall before
Ya know, sometimes when he kisses me in public I want to scream "HE DRIVES A PORSCHE!" so people watching understand that I don't have low standards, I'm just very materialistic.
I just dropped macaroni right down my cleavage. For the sake of our future, I'm really banking on this being a turn on for you.
I thought she was being abused so tried to go in at the sympathy angle, but the bruises were from pole dancing. I went in at all angles.
no you're not allowed back
come on. everbeers was a great idea. you fucks had a great night
Please tell me you aren't concussed from dancing on the stripper pole
Like I'm literally drinking whiskey and making a stocking for my cat right now. What. Goes. On.
all i remember is slapping you in the face with a slice of pizza while laughing maniacally.
I am no longer and illegal Moonshiner. I just made thousands of gallons of incredibly High test alcohol with police watching and waiting for thare couple of jugs so that they can bring home and disinfect their houses with it. I'm fat with money at the moment.
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
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