i fucked some guy last night. i called him nick jonas by mistake. i'm 24.
before i could say "i'm not that kind of girl", i was.
Lots of explosions. Minor nudity. Full penetration and lots of tuxedos.
its not that he announces that he can deep throat a banana its the fact he knows he can and it makes me wonder how he found out
I mean, once you help another girl drunker than you zip her jeans you can't help but be friends after that
Jen's arm is stuck between a wall and her bed. She's naked and needs someone to go help her.
And then he told me he was too tired for me to suck his dick. Physically and mentally too tired for me to suck his dick. What the fuck?
Seriously, do normal people actually get work done being this hungover? No wonder the economy's in the shitter
When did our fuck buddy relationship, turn into me babysitting his dog?
we are not taking body shots with the irish cream
I'm literally in my bed still trying to find the energy to take my corset off so I can binge eat oreos
I wasn't supposed to sleep w him. So of course I sent him gps location to my bed.
If you think I'm not petty enough to drive to your house at 3 in the goddamn morning just to punch you, you underestimate me.
I just made out with his twin, technically it's the same person..... Right?
He's a downgrade and it was quick. But it was dick nonetheless.
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