i don't like sucking hair
her boyfriend dumped her for my exgirlfriend. so filming our hookup is pretty much a definite.
you know I love you but I need to see your friends tits
Ive consumed more rum studying for law school finals than I did that time I fucked that fat chick in the back of VW Beetle. It's all ugly, but for different reasons.
She saves ONE person's life while blacked out and now she's positive anything can be done "while fucking hammered"
The paramedics came back to shotgun beers with us.
Here's the level of my committment: I'm not participating in the Olympic opening ceremonies drinking game. THIS IS SERIOUS.
So my dealer asked me if I wanted to join his circle because we smoked so much this summer he thinks we're dealing
She left a blanket, pillow, a glass of water, and two advils in the bathroom for me. It's like she knew. Best room mate ever.
Is it just me or does the sex still keep getting better? I wasn't crying, my eyes just watered from how hard I was cumming.
There's a guy in a life size dick costume, and two guys with white shirts that are each half if a pair of breasts in a red bra lol. They came separate but when they saw each other there was some titty fucking in the street, it's only 11
He found his first fuckbuddy I'm so proud I feel like making him a card or something
I get off at 11. but they've been letting me go early cuz I've been crying a lot
But I only have 2 emotions angry and horny
One of these days I would like to go out drinking and stick to plan of just getting drunk and not be sidetracked with other people's plans of doing drugs along the way. I didn't even want to not feel my teeth tonight but here we go just another Thursday night when you live I live
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