you guys were way drunker than both of me
sitting in room practicing taking shots. has my life come to this?
Some kid just walked into class with his schedlue written on a keystone box.
Asking him not to sleep with other girls is like asking me not to have my period apparently
My phone saved "first signs of pregnancy" as a most visited search.
Hahaha wear something that says i'm here to party but wont go farther then a handjob.
She was touching herself and looking a shoes online. My debt is bad enough without bringing that hot mess into my life.
hot boxing the bathroom at chili's. where the fuck are you, it's too big of a box for just one person.
I'm eating hummus off of my stomach right now.
On the upside, no one went to the hospital! Lex's friend was definitely on fire at one point last night though because he tried to juggle tiki torches. He was shirtless this morning and smelled like a BBQ.
It's called life, you pretentious bitch. Grow up.
plus like he's kinda a piece of shit. a beautiful somewhat talented piece of shit that hella needs to get his life together
My sack is cleanly shaven and the rest of my body has been manscaped. i even put aftershave on my junk. i feel sleek like a fighter jet right now.
I really don't think my body can handle another night of drinking
Lol you talk like you have a choice
I am worried that I am gonna die before the weekend is over
You can come over but I have to warn you that it is naked Sunday.
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