so ur a construction worker, male escort, sex god and surfer? lol
well its been awhile since I've surfed
so as we were driving to pick up my grandma from old navy she procedes to yell into our open window.. "I'll make ya holla fo a dolla" umm...
We did naked snow angels in 14 degree weather, you can't tell me you had more liquor at that party
we were walking and you spelled the word "oats" to prove you weren't drunk.
Going stoned out of mind to my sociology exam because it's really just a pizza party. I love community college.
So if you ever need to know a guy who knows a guy who knows a guy that can put a 24oz beer can up his ass... Hit me up...
I am trying to think of a way to tell him about thanksgiving and the following weekend in a way that makes me sound funny and exciting and not like an alcoholic
Sunday Funday has been cancelled indefinitely, due to lack of self control of all parties involved.
I need to stop getting so excited when a guy unzips his pants and its bigger than my boyfriends. I look like a kid in a candy store.
do we own a ladder
We do not.
then how am i on the roof
Please, by all means, tell me what can't be helped by two stiff drinks & a blowjob?
I feel violated by Miley Cirrus's performance in the VMA's.
Wait do you remember that guy last night asking to use my nose ring to open his beer.......
I dont understand why so many people are content staying in and avoiding alcohol and sex
Damn that sucks I haven't needed pants the whole time i've been here
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