ok so the lil girl sitting behind u was picking the hairs off ur sisters back and putting them in her mouth
next time dont tell jokes :) miss bonerkill
woke up to find a pram in the balcony. first thing we did was look over the edge!
like if they didnt have tits and vagina, they have no idea how uninteresting to us they would be
make sure you eat your skittles last so when you barf you can barf RAINBOWS.
I'm glad you enjoy my eating disorder so much.
I got tired of walking to the bathroom that I decided to throw up in a cup. I now have 3 cups full of vomit on top of my mini fridge
I just spent all my babysitting money on red cups and beer.
People still let you watch their kids?
The glockenspiel player has some booze though so hopefully the ride won't be that bad
I heard him crying and I heard him listening to porn... I'm hoping to God they weren't at the same time.
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
I wish you were awake and high the same times I was awake and high. And also in the same state. So we can fuck passionately.
Haha sweet. I'm being the Mad Hatter. I'll be drinking out of a tea cup all night. Or at least until I inevitably lose it, break it, or use it as a weapon.
I would eat the Denny's grand slam special out of my new probation officers b hole
Do you ever get so high you're like vibrating
The cop busted in, made the music stop, and goes "GUYS LISTEN UP! DRINK, DO DRUGS, HAVE UNPROTECTED SEX, I DONT GIVE A FUCK, JUST QUIET DOWN!" Best. Cop. Ever.
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