just found the land before time on youtube... I'm so fucked for finals
I went out in the middle of the night to smoke my weed.. Didn't realize my dad was sitting on the patio doing the exact same thing..
As it turns out, drunk trust falling that guy at the top of the waterslide didn't really work out for anyone..
You yelled "sharpie war!" then jammed it in her ear
Struggs. It's also 90 degrees out but I'm not sure I can feel heat or cold any more. Too hungover.
I'm sorry I ignored your high cries for help while you were grating cheese on my dog.
He told me to put on my big boy pants, then take them off and fuck her before he smacks me with a chair. His pep talks suck.
I made the jerking off hand motion to my mother by accident this morning. It was awkward for everyone involved.
He fed us edamame like baby birds. Slowly all coming back to me.
He was dressed as the 420 Easter bunny...he looked like a walking anti-drug campaign.
we need to find a way to be drinking champagne 24/7
I think "we've never met sober" is a great relationship to have with someone
The dominatrix coworker is currently listening to pop music that has been translated into an Irish dialect and sung by high school kids. Every day gets weirder here.
Started mixing booze directly into the 2 liters and carrying them around. Mixing less often, and now kind of weightlifting,so double effecient.
I mean, I was expecting a little more coke snorting and a little less kids and cake
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