I saw those LARP guys in the street again. One is hot, the other looks like Corey Fieldman's retarded son.
I would like to meet someone who actually lost their virginity in a candle filled room
guess who just got paired up at the beer pong table with the fat girl who's nipples are hanging out...
You sent me a text calling me "cunt" while i was in the middle of dumping my bf.
So we're fucking tonight?
They both told everyone they fell in a mud puddle
Oh they definetly fell in the mud, repeatedly, on top of each other
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
Just think about how many life skills I lack. Cooking... Driving... Sobriety...
it's gotten to the point where there are no existing good choices. even our good choices are bad choice by anyone's standards but ours.
Walking into the first day of college is like walking into a meat market. A meat market of sex.
I already googled the effects of Molly with my antibiotics, I should be fine.
Why is there even a knowledge base for that?!
Question: should I be considering heels or is this the kind of night where I should plan on falling on my face regardless of my choice of footwear?
I'm drunk, I'm covered in pizza, and I'm watching Jurassic Park. I feel like you'll get this. xx
Last night I had a sex dream about Trudeau, he hasn't even been prime minister for 24 hours
i was in class looking for a pencil and found a chicken strip in my back pack. i think i might have a problem.. sad thing is i ate it
Who the fresh hell put 2 pillows a raincoat and a guitar on top of me to keep me warm last night
Randomize
