she fell down the flight of stairs and was fine until she saw the two broken beer bottles on the ground by her.
thats a woman
New swimming pool is best sex toy ever. We are pioneering the doggie-style paddle.
and she just brought her bike into the shower with her
You were with some girl. Your exs best friend. Your shirt was half undone and she was telling you to put your penis away. It wasn't out but you wanted to. Patron is your weaknes.
sarah just described his penis as "like bong-girth." I'm gunna go for it.
That would be a dream come true. Seriously, he's like my mount everest, my life's ambition is to climb him.
We designated a driver... But it was me..... So we designated another driver
Her vagina was like a painting you can put your face in.
Filthy. I need to be power hosed with holy water.
I feel violated by Miley Cirrus's performance in the VMA's.
How frowned upon is it to take your vibrator into the tanning bed...because Operation: dripping wet is in full swing and I have a busy schedule
with great strapon comes great responsibility.
No I did a yoga dvd and hit my ex up via email for some pot in exchange for his mail.
If Dr Phil has taught me anything about myself, it’s that I can seriously relate to those women who fake their pregnancies.
Do you have any idea how awkward it was to type ‘dog twerking’ into google search? Because I don’t think you do.
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