Dude...disintegrating condoms. Think about it. For all the guys that wanna go raw dog but their girls won't let them, and for the girls that wanna get pregnant but their guys don't want a kid. What do you think?
I think you've been hitting the soco too hard again.
thursday was literally the first time i didnt drunk eat since the bush administration and it was only because i was fucking someones boyfriend. making a mental note to do that more often.
She asked me why I was wearing a Batman Suit. Have I ever needed a reason to wear a Batman Suit?
Sometimes I think that I have too much self esteem
Then I realize that I'm just really fucking pretty.
I'm pregaming before our pregaming dinner...with peanut butter and beer. I think I need to re-evaluate my budget...
Just the budget?
Just got my cast off. My occupational therapist wants me to self-gratify. My clit is about to have an awesome weekend...
She set an alarm on my phone for her birthday. Place: Her bed.
drunk waterpark is besst waterpark.
If court goes my way we are flying to Vegas.
So if a girl goes for it you're gonna stop her and tell her you gave up ejaculation for lent?
If you need anything just hit me up
Pancakes
Noted.
P.S. If you wake up before noon it still counts as morning sex
I sexted him with a GIF from titanic and it worked....
Good news. His dicks gotten wayy bigger since high school. I love Thanksgiving break.
BRB. These cougars are squabbling over my junk and one of them is offering to pay my tuition
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