Sandwiches eeeeeeverywhere.
i think guys who wear condoms are gentleman.
I don't believe these are real court rooms. They look absolutely nothing like law and order.
At this point I feel like i'm never going to be sober, and it's frightening
I know, but I was really high and I felt like a failure dragon because I could only blow smoke, no fire.
What the fuck am I going to do with a pinata full of tampons?
Can we put your name for the shipping address for penis ice luge?
We were hunting our best friend with a BB gun in the backyard. I'd say the vaporizer was a worthy investment at this point.
Went into Walmart to get a pregnancy test. Came out with a beta fish and chocolate.
it was just another one of those moments where you unfriendzone a friend you assumed to be gay
I know this is a weird question but we both had pants on when my mom woke us up last night right?
NO FUCKBOY SHALL PASS OPERATION #BITCHMODE HAS SUCCEEDED
We put you in the box and you started to cry, that's how high you were.
I found my wallet. Still have no idea when I put mad dog in my steel water bottle, though...
We did blind alcohol taste testing and she got 10 of 10. I'm in love.
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