Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
my girlfriends now gay ex-boyfriend kissed me. tell maddie i can't hangout today
Uhh me and Jacque peed on the street outside the bar last night and wiped with flowers. I vaguely remember her repeating the word "fresh" over and over.
I have a drunk 6th sense to lyrics of songs i dont know. It only works when i dance..
explain to me why "crisis hotline lolz" is in my contacts?
don't you miss freshman year when you could get away with "but i've never given a bj before..."
he convinced the breakfast vendor to melt twix bars on bacon for me at 4am. he slurred every word. i think i found my prince charming.
they're both probably 7 inches? or 8? I'm shoving a ruler in my mouth trying to figure it out
she pretty much pinned my hand to her boob "on accident" for like 10 seconds before she moved. Waiting the rest of the night was just a formality.
I think him and kristen are pretty serious now.. I dont think he cheats on her, anymore.
In my life time, I want nothing more than to get a blow job while watching Space Jam.
can we fuck so we can live up to our nicknames for eachother?
I'm too pretty to be this sexually frustrated.
Dick pics just aren’t doing it for me, this bowl of Mac n cheese and Game of Thrones trump you tenfold
well that was a fail
maybe for you, but i got a free ice cube in my bra
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