Want to have sex later?
This feels like a trap
I have a love/hate relationship when men come within a 10 minute time frame.
I wonder if all of the nights I blacked out will be revealed to me when I die. Have you ever thought about that?
FOR A FUCKING 40?! A FUCKING 40?! YOU GAVE THE CAT AWAY FOR BEER?!
We had to put his head at the bottom of the driveway so the puke would run down. Now he's sleeping outside.
We made a drinking game out of Project Runway. Gay guys are so fun.
Not sure if jager bombs can cure tuberculosis, but its a theory im testing as we speak
Announcement: Given the sad circumstances regarding the death of my dearest friend Chong the Bong, there will be a brief memorial service for him tomorrow evening at 10:30 at my place. After sharing some memories and sending his spirit off to the great bowl in the sky, we will all take place in the commemoration and maiden voyage of his son, Chong Squared, who eagerly waits to meet all of you. High blessings to you all, piece be with you.
I just let my hand run under cold water for five minutes. I couldn't stop staring at it and the only things I could think about were how amazing it felt, how cool water was, and what a wonderful world it is that we live in. Reasons why I don't smoke...
I'm 25 and I shit my bed last night. And I'm telling you about it. Not sure which is worse
I just want to hook up with Ed Sheeran. Why does it have to be so difficult?
you were so high you asked for half double stack and half crispy chicken sandwich "welded together" in the wendy's drive through
like sometimes I wish I was allergic to latex so I wouldn't have sex with so many people..
Woke up with a glow stick in my boobs this morning. Must've dominated Sunday.
i can feel my liver failing just LOOKING at that thing
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