Party's warming up, a tranny just got here...
I got my parents high. They've been watching spongebob for six hours. You cannot tell me I'm not the favorite
so id say it was a successful trip...i only got hit on by one cousin...
You know, be my cock's hype man.
all i remember is him tryin to explain to the girls how to effectively hit the strip club with their bfs
hes actually pretty persuasive when he drinks
I think mounting someone proves who's house this is
Dude, for twins they have shockingly different blowjob styles.
STOP FUCKING MY SISTERS!!!!
Visions of polite missionary are dancing in my head right now kinda and it alarms me
Sharknado 3 is going to bring us to alcoghol poisonign
Be quiet or buzz aldrin will come beat you up with science
Danny put 5 hr energy in the jungle juice (that brilliant bastard) and I almost showed my penis to Alex. It was a rough night.
There's nothing classy about a pregnant girl at a frat party...remember that.
Thank you, my gorgeous heroine, for being such a total life-saver by giving me rides, forcing me to eat, providing porous absorbant surfaces to bleed on, and everything else you do <3
I mean, I was going to use them for a beading project, but I guess I could take one and let you bat my dick around like a cat toy.
Hhhaaa He said Peanutburter disinfect lol. Like peanut butter can disinfect stuff. None of those guys are safe
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