I told her I was pledging and she immediately proposed to give me head in the bathroom. i love how easy rushees are
girl has like over 50 stars tattooed on her front, side and back. feels like i just fucked the universe.
And then she said we stopped for a train and i tried crawling out the back window.. again, i dont remember this.
I feel like Captain Blackout doesn't do her justice. Brigadier General Blackout is much better.
we just watched the ball drop on the spanish channel. best mistake of my life.
Are you still at the party or did I leave?
just wrote a 6 page paper on my blackberry. including 3 sources. college is teaching me good things so far.
There was a bottle of vodka and chips in a vase next to the bed
I made him ride the giant pony statue in my friends little sisters room before i let him get in the bed.
screw it, I'll just be a stripper until next August when then are looking for suitable teachers to teach the future of America. it's like a feel good movie just a little out of order and im a dude.
I dont know how to respond to your rave picture. I mean yeah, he's hot, but it just seems wrong to be like "Please tell me you fucked that guy with the pacifier!"
That girl next to you randomly said that she fits into a queen sized pillow case
WTF.
Only the sound of Friends and my gulping of wine are masking the sounds of my roommate getting laid
Im watching animal planet drunk, watching a documentary on mermaids. Tonight has not gone to waste.
So high that I just walked into class, late, sat down in my desk, and tried to buckle my seatbelt.
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