:O -> O: ... that's emoticon for "he threw up in my mouth while we were making out"
he's sitting on top of the fridge in only a black speedo and wont get down
I'll show rhose boucners: You don't let me in, I poop on your pool.
It's a good thing i didn't end up pregnant...i would have had to figure out his last name.
It's hard for me to sext him when the picture i see on my phone when he texts me is his facebook default of him and his girlfriend.
I fell asleep to him stroking my ass calling it his precious.
Just found a peacock feather in my car. Should I be the least bit concerned about this?
When we asked you how you got there you replied in all seriousness, "rode my legs"
At least I can pee in a cup like a champ at this point
When our dicks touched he made a lightsaber noise.
It's all fun and games until your in the alumni campus center puking on the floor
Trump won PA by a fucking landslide. If only Cruz hadn't eaten that booger.
MY LIFE IS A TRAINWRECK THATS ON FIRE BUT SOMEHOW STILL MOVING, I HAVE THE RIGHT TO SCREAM OUTSIDE AT 2AM
sexting just seems like too much work right now.
I am in no place to make rational decisions, but right now i want you inside me
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