dude this 15 year old girl saw our youtube vid and just facebook messaged me saying i was verry verry pretty. i have no schemas for how to respond to this situation.
woah 15?
i know! what is this dateline?
Can you imagine it being physically possible any other way unless the cows are unnaturally flexible
i think our first tip to leave should have been when we saw the drinks were coming out of a gas can
She had a maple leaf tattoo behind her ear and told me she liked my "playoff beard".
Only in Canada would your laziness be applied to hockey and rewarded.
both the worst and best vomit ever... it was extra chunky and thick cause of the sausage... but it also tasted like delicious sausage... also cause of the sausage
Its that time of year where we just drink more instead of dressing warmer
you were fixing your hair in the bathroom mirror and then fell backwards through the locked stall while she was in mid pee and fell on her lap.
The liquor store manager told us to drink responsible as we checked out and we laughed to his face. Like we're buying karkov at noon, responsibility is out of the question
She told me she was going to ride me so hard i would cum the ghosts of my ancestors...its gonna be a good time
My google searches from last night: tetanus shot rabbit bite, Bacardi gluten free
I consider my hand a solid 5. So if I'm dipping below a 7.5, I might as well go with old faithful.
Yay! Also. When you're coming down eat waffles and touch yourself. You won't regret it.
I know he's gay. But if he touches my vagina I'm human centipeding his face. Sorry not sorry
You never know true fear until you're on your period in a house full of white furniture.
You ran out of his house yelling "I got the goods!" Then you pulled toilet paper rolls out from under your shirt.
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