Thats a flattering suggestion doug but lets be clear NO you may not put your face in my vagina just because ur not charging me a cover. sorry.
flashcards smell like vodka and my textbook is in the toilet. ready for the final
high. he's playing 'oops i did it again' on the ukelele. is this real life?
How are YOU going to look? Buying 40's on Christmas eve.
No big deal, we were just two friends having sex. It's perfectly normal we don't remember. Water under the sex bridge,
A three fingered guy just showed up with fireworks and bourbon, tonight will be entertaining.
it was either a cry for help or you were gargling vodka. we didnt care either way.
We opted you as the sacrificial dick tonight. We need our patron cafe. Go make some moves.
I'm gonna take off my shirt and spin it around my head like petey Pablo so u can find us
I've had to much cheese to give a fuck about anything. im tired.
Ok. So let me get this straight. She treats her vagina like a clown car, yet judges me for just making out with the guy that bought all of us shots?
oh so have I but I'd still suck a dick or 20 in the name of freedom.
i'm growling thTa how much i wNn slwwwp.
save me some of whatever you're doing i'll be there in five.
Fuck. I think I can already feel tomorrow's hangover. It's like future me cane back to warn present me about the impending doom but didn't turn the time dial back far enough.
Thank you for always being there for me.
Sorry wrong derek... Do u have any weed?
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