i feel like a thai whore the morning after the navy left.
Just met someone from Jersey. No fist pumps or jagerbombs. Kind of disappointed...
I mean. If you don't have time I understand, but my dick doesn't.
my mom sold the house because of the grow room the couple saw i had in the basement.
ya she's here .. it looks like she just gave up and passed out on the floor
Vodka shot parachutes
Fucking utilizing a thrid story dorm room
javelin tossed one of my crutches in to the mosh pit at the concert, hit some dude in the temple hahah fuck him he sucks
YOU'RE FORCING ME TO BLOW A GUY BY NOT ANSWERING MY CALLS
hahaha every time i hear a motorcycle i think about that one time you almost died
Thanks for the flashbacks you prick.
Would you accept a fantastic blowjob as payment?
One time she showed me her pierced nipples in our high school locker room and now she has a daughter
fuck sobriety. I want to wake up tomorrow in a park or some shit.
Just got drunk at the Cheesecake Factory again. Made me think of you.
That's the nicest thing anyone's ever said to me.
If by fun you mean, did I meet her cousin for the.first time and bang him, then yes it was a productive evening.
Just stalked the girl I hooked up with last night's boyfriend. He seems nice, I approve.
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